Jokes

Jokes by Bluedude777

1.A lady walked into a bar on the second floor of a building.She saw a guy sitting there and did not want to talk to him.So she looked at the other side of the bar,no one was there.So she sat next to the guy.They then started talking.After the guy had about three beers,he got up and jumped out the window.Then he started flying around.When he landed,the lady cried “how did you do that?”The man replied”you did not know this beer is magic,try some.”The lady had three beers and then jumped out the window,and died.Thats when the bartender went to the man and said”You know superman?Your a real jerk when your drunk.”

YO MOMMA
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1.Your momma is so fat,its not San Andres fault,its your mommas “fault!”

2.Yo momma is so fat when i asked for 20 push ups,she got off the ice-cream truck,and 19 of them were empty!

3.Yo momma is so stupid,she sold her car for gas money!

4.YO momma is so fat when she went to the beach,the whales started singing “we are family, even though you’re fatter than me!”